An Open Letter to Donald Trump (Full), by Nicholas Lamar Soutter

 
 
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(EXPLICIT) First published on January 1, 2016 by author and speaker Nicholas Lamar Soutter, this experimental piece was a part Denis Leary, part Lewis Black. It was Mr. Soutter’s attempt at a rapid, profane yet erudite piece which accurately explained the rise of Donald Trump. Meant as an experimental piece, rough around the edges, and coming in at a whopping 18 minutes, it none the less took off, garnering over five thousand shares in just a few days. This is the original piece, in its entirety.

 

Comments

  1. Johnpatrick Stansbury

    Jeremy Gooch I for one would love to see trump for president start a race war people like you will definitely positively will end up at the bottom of the food chain just look around do you see the decision taking place as you continue thinking your world inwitch you live is perfect all it takes is one man to tip the scale remember what started the war of 1812, a single fire cracker fact check that

  2. Mike Allan

    It is noteworthy how the liberal and neo-cons alike often resort to emotionalism, labeling and name calling without any real intelligent commentary or rational criticism of Trump. Why? Because they all lack critical thinking ability! This is due largely to having a negative I.Q. Just read the comments and listen to their dialogue and this will become readily apparent. The proof is in the pudding!

    1. Christopher Hospital

      Yes Vern because a meme with a quote on the Internet is factual… You do know it’s fake? The picture they got was when Trump was interviewed on Oprah. You can view it on youtube… you know… the actual footage.

  3. Robert Wright

    No Trump supporters, are using logic or commonsense, BEFORE YOU JUMP ON MY STATEMENT, LET ME EXPLAIN! First of all we want Muslims to help us, identity, educate, others on the horrible Muslim, his talk, separate us at a time we should be visual but not demonizing

  4. Chris Genna

    It would be a lot funnier if he wasn’t talking a mile a minute and using gratuitous crudity for the sake of “humor.” (I didn’t laugh once. Didn’t have time.)

  5. Robert Wright

    Trump, making again? REALLY ? Let’s examine that statement, I first of all his statements are Archie Bunker, type statements. They come to murder, rapes sell drugs, or Pow are losers , when he dodged 5 times for serving his country , but have the nerve to want to command our troops? REALLY,, people that like Stuck on Stupid! EASY FOR HIM TO SAY I SEND AMERICAN TROOPS TO WAR, BUT I DIDN’T AND WON’T! The same Country he wants to bring jobs back to he he’s been sending jobs overseas to make his clothes? Same person that Said Bill Clinton past , was a witch hunt, and a was a GREAT PRESIDENT, AND HILLARY WOULD BE A GREAT PRESIDENT? But, now say that is because he was trying to get favors? Don’t that tell you morally he doesn’t stand for anything but his ego and money?

  6. Rosalyn Zieser

    Linda & Kurtis, this was for you, it fits you because, obviously, you are described in this funny and true rendition. Funny & so true, a very good listen, but separate self from children to listen.

  7. Kurtis Strand

    Oh my god. The ramblings of a borderline illiterate moron. I particularly enjoyed him blaming Trump for all of the world’s ills. He rails on and on about the shortcomings of our country, claims that the right has no understanding of the constitution, while “his guy” decides that he doesn’t have to follow it at all. I bet this window licking fucktard has no problem with Obama circumventing congress to enact his will by executive order. Last time I checked, the oath of office was to defend and uphold the constitution. But I guess those rules don’t apply to our “supreme leader” and his devout followers.

  8. Jeremy Gooch

    trump Has A Shot, Because Some Of Us Still Love The Constitution And Hate Seeing Leftist “Progressives” Piss On It! Screw Sanders Or Hillary, Neither Is Even Slightly Capable Of American Leadership

    1. TR Smith

      Why aren’t “constitutionalist” marching and protesting the pissing on the 4th amendment that is done everyday in this country?

  9. Jill Warren

    I can’t stand trump would never vote for him. Or hillary. But You Sound A Lot Like Him. I always thought when people who use f this f that it’s cuz they are not articulate as lack vocabulary

    1. Steve Mieras

      I don’t always use the F word, but when I do, Trump is in the sentence. Or Palin or GW or Cheney or Romney or Rove or Limbaugh or Hannitywipe or O’Reilly or Beck. Their Fn Koch Sucker’s

  10. Tyler Althoff

    I don’t understand why so many people are against trump?? Why are so many Americans blind to the fact were being stripy of our liberties and our government is being overthrown by communist..

    1. Tyler Althoff

      You need to be open minded to the reality that really bad people are in our government and are on both sides. Just because Obama poses as a democrat doesn’t mean he’s a good person. Hitler was also a democratic socialist. Don’t be blind.

    1. Justin Opsincs

      What that man, some kind of gay remark? I know a man with your vocabulary could’ve found a better word than handsome to describe a man. Lol. That’s a little weird. Anyways you’re welcome. And I like the delivery of your rant so much that I’m thinking of stealing some of your techniques and doing something similar. I hope you don’t mind. Of course mine won’t be as good but it’ll work for me. I’ll tag you in it n Lamar soutter

    1. Karen Fulkerson

      You are right. He is for the American rich as is tax pan suggests. As he suggest thst we hardworking Americans are paid to much in wages. And his plan for America will add another 10 trillion dollrs to the deficit. Fact check all of what I have pointed oot. It is true. The reason I will vote democrat again this election. After voting republican for over 40 years.

Comments

  1. Johnpatrick Stansbury

    Jeremy Gooch I for one would love to see trump for president start a race war people like you will definitely positively will end up at the bottom of the food chain just look around do you see the decision taking place as you continue thinking your world inwitch you live is perfect all it takes is one man to tip the scale remember what started the war of 1812, a single fire cracker fact check that

  2. Mike Allan

    It is noteworthy how the liberal and neo-cons alike often resort to emotionalism, labeling and name calling without any real intelligent commentary or rational criticism of Trump. Why? Because they all lack critical thinking ability! This is due largely to having a negative I.Q. Just read the comments and listen to their dialogue and this will become readily apparent. The proof is in the pudding!

    1. Christopher Hospital

      Yes Vern because a meme with a quote on the Internet is factual… You do know it’s fake? The picture they got was when Trump was interviewed on Oprah. You can view it on youtube… you know… the actual footage.

  3. Robert Wright

    No Trump supporters, are using logic or commonsense, BEFORE YOU JUMP ON MY STATEMENT, LET ME EXPLAIN! First of all we want Muslims to help us, identity, educate, others on the horrible Muslim, his talk, separate us at a time we should be visual but not demonizing

  4. Chris Genna

    It would be a lot funnier if he wasn’t talking a mile a minute and using gratuitous crudity for the sake of “humor.” (I didn’t laugh once. Didn’t have time.)

  5. Robert Wright

    Trump, making again? REALLY ? Let’s examine that statement, I first of all his statements are Archie Bunker, type statements. They come to murder, rapes sell drugs, or Pow are losers , when he dodged 5 times for serving his country , but have the nerve to want to command our troops? REALLY,, people that like Stuck on Stupid! EASY FOR HIM TO SAY I SEND AMERICAN TROOPS TO WAR, BUT I DIDN’T AND WON’T! The same Country he wants to bring jobs back to he he’s been sending jobs overseas to make his clothes? Same person that Said Bill Clinton past , was a witch hunt, and a was a GREAT PRESIDENT, AND HILLARY WOULD BE A GREAT PRESIDENT? But, now say that is because he was trying to get favors? Don’t that tell you morally he doesn’t stand for anything but his ego and money?

  6. Rosalyn Zieser

    Linda & Kurtis, this was for you, it fits you because, obviously, you are described in this funny and true rendition. Funny & so true, a very good listen, but separate self from children to listen.

  7. Kurtis Strand

    Oh my god. The ramblings of a borderline illiterate moron. I particularly enjoyed him blaming Trump for all of the world’s ills. He rails on and on about the shortcomings of our country, claims that the right has no understanding of the constitution, while “his guy” decides that he doesn’t have to follow it at all. I bet this window licking fucktard has no problem with Obama circumventing congress to enact his will by executive order. Last time I checked, the oath of office was to defend and uphold the constitution. But I guess those rules don’t apply to our “supreme leader” and his devout followers.

  8. Jeremy Gooch

    trump Has A Shot, Because Some Of Us Still Love The Constitution And Hate Seeing Leftist “Progressives” Piss On It! Screw Sanders Or Hillary, Neither Is Even Slightly Capable Of American Leadership

    1. TR Smith

      Why aren’t “constitutionalist” marching and protesting the pissing on the 4th amendment that is done everyday in this country?

  9. Jill Warren

    I can’t stand trump would never vote for him. Or hillary. But You Sound A Lot Like Him. I always thought when people who use f this f that it’s cuz they are not articulate as lack vocabulary

    1. Steve Mieras

      I don’t always use the F word, but when I do, Trump is in the sentence. Or Palin or GW or Cheney or Romney or Rove or Limbaugh or Hannitywipe or O’Reilly or Beck. Their Fn Koch Sucker’s

  10. Tyler Althoff

    I don’t understand why so many people are against trump?? Why are so many Americans blind to the fact were being stripy of our liberties and our government is being overthrown by communist..

    1. Tyler Althoff

      You need to be open minded to the reality that really bad people are in our government and are on both sides. Just because Obama poses as a democrat doesn’t mean he’s a good person. Hitler was also a democratic socialist. Don’t be blind.

    1. Justin Opsincs

      What that man, some kind of gay remark? I know a man with your vocabulary could’ve found a better word than handsome to describe a man. Lol. That’s a little weird. Anyways you’re welcome. And I like the delivery of your rant so much that I’m thinking of stealing some of your techniques and doing something similar. I hope you don’t mind. Of course mine won’t be as good but it’ll work for me. I’ll tag you in it n Lamar soutter

    1. Karen Fulkerson

      You are right. He is for the American rich as is tax pan suggests. As he suggest thst we hardworking Americans are paid to much in wages. And his plan for America will add another 10 trillion dollrs to the deficit. Fact check all of what I have pointed oot. It is true. The reason I will vote democrat again this election. After voting republican for over 40 years.