An Open Letter to Donald Trump (Full), by Nicholas Lamar Soutter

 
 
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(EXPLICIT) First published on January 1, 2016 by author and speaker Nicholas Lamar Soutter, this experimental piece was a part Denis Leary, part Lewis Black. It was Mr. Soutter’s attempt at a rapid, profane yet erudite piece which accurately explained the rise of Donald Trump. Meant as an experimental piece, rough around the edges, and coming in at a whopping 18 minutes, it none the less took off, garnering over five thousand shares in just a few days. This is the original piece, in its entirety.

 

Comments

  1. Brian Fager

    Im sorry ms spudder studder or who ever your name is maybe you should do some reseach before you open that shit hole and a turd for a brain the Iraq Liberation Bill for regieme overthrow for WMD was signed by BILL CLINTON FUCK FACE and we went after the terrorist that crashed 2 planes into WTC you remember you peace loving islam muslims and to say they didnt have WMD you said yourself that he gassed his own people well ass licker i would consider that a WMD and im really really sorry you were molested by your brother who sodomized you all your life and your uncles who repeatedly shoved their penis’s down you throat i really am but as you must understand that millions of us americans believe in and are behind Mr Trump cause were tired of fucking low life cowardly pussies exaclly like you and your thinking i cant speak for us all but i can say if you dont like it here and the change were going to make when hes elected you can gladly GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY and live with your loving muslims

    1. Troy Burns

      And there it is. A trump supporter summed up in his own word. Jesus would be so proud. But they are all brain washed by hate, and their believe that they are alone in this country and it belongs to the middle age white man.

    2. Steve Mieras

      Don’t worry. These people will commit suicide dealing with a black man then a woman for 16 straight years or more. The GOP died after Romney’s 47% tape. Or maybe Palin wrecked it. Trump just wrecks America’s world reputation. Sad day.

    1. Troy Burns

      I keep saying those who are completely delusional will repeat history. Take a look and see if followers of trump don’t believe in master race. “we have to take our country back”. From who, Russia? Hell trump admires that leader

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      Highly unlikely. Both Hillary and Trump have an issue with moderates, but party moderates won’t vote for Trump… Moderate dems WILL hold their nose and vote for Hillary. Unless she’s incited (a surprisingly small possibility), she’ll beat him. If I thought anything else, I’d not have made fun of him.

    2. Jon Fosdick

      The Clintons already threw out the white flag to Trump yesterday. He has already hamstrung their campaign before the first primary. Those bumbling oafs do not stand a chance.

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      I strongly suspect you’re right. I will say that the only way a fascist has ever come to power is by people thinking it couldn’t happen, and I get concerned with liberal complacency. But we have a strong system of checks and balances, and my hope is that he can’t make it (if Hillary gets the nomination and is then indicted, though…) Honestly, wasn’t going to do this. He’s dangerous, and I mean that, and joking about him dismisses that. He’s not a joke. But I needed to vent.

  2. Mike Gurnsey

    Get on board the Trump Train while you can! There is room for everyone. You too can help make America great again or you can sit and pout and complain and whine like this Sour ball Soutter character.

    1. Susan Morgan Stanczak

      What for… I’m having ever so much fun watching it derail. Why jump on a crazy train. We ALL know what the end will be…Can’t wait to see the train crash iñto the wall he wishes to build. HA HA

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      Of course I can be interesting without profanity. But why have hamburger when you can have steak. Profanity is not the problem, it’s when it’s used to bully people into submission. Properly applied, it can be its own satire.

    1. Etienne Jackson

      Pretty sure Republicans have already done that several times. Maybe, just maybe, policy change instead of “staying the course” might actually work.

      After all, the definition of insanity, and all that…

Comments

  1. Brian Fager

    Im sorry ms spudder studder or who ever your name is maybe you should do some reseach before you open that shit hole and a turd for a brain the Iraq Liberation Bill for regieme overthrow for WMD was signed by BILL CLINTON FUCK FACE and we went after the terrorist that crashed 2 planes into WTC you remember you peace loving islam muslims and to say they didnt have WMD you said yourself that he gassed his own people well ass licker i would consider that a WMD and im really really sorry you were molested by your brother who sodomized you all your life and your uncles who repeatedly shoved their penis’s down you throat i really am but as you must understand that millions of us americans believe in and are behind Mr Trump cause were tired of fucking low life cowardly pussies exaclly like you and your thinking i cant speak for us all but i can say if you dont like it here and the change were going to make when hes elected you can gladly GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY and live with your loving muslims

    1. Troy Burns

      And there it is. A trump supporter summed up in his own word. Jesus would be so proud. But they are all brain washed by hate, and their believe that they are alone in this country and it belongs to the middle age white man.

    2. Steve Mieras

      Don’t worry. These people will commit suicide dealing with a black man then a woman for 16 straight years or more. The GOP died after Romney’s 47% tape. Or maybe Palin wrecked it. Trump just wrecks America’s world reputation. Sad day.

    1. Troy Burns

      I keep saying those who are completely delusional will repeat history. Take a look and see if followers of trump don’t believe in master race. “we have to take our country back”. From who, Russia? Hell trump admires that leader

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      Highly unlikely. Both Hillary and Trump have an issue with moderates, but party moderates won’t vote for Trump… Moderate dems WILL hold their nose and vote for Hillary. Unless she’s incited (a surprisingly small possibility), she’ll beat him. If I thought anything else, I’d not have made fun of him.

    2. Jon Fosdick

      The Clintons already threw out the white flag to Trump yesterday. He has already hamstrung their campaign before the first primary. Those bumbling oafs do not stand a chance.

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      I strongly suspect you’re right. I will say that the only way a fascist has ever come to power is by people thinking it couldn’t happen, and I get concerned with liberal complacency. But we have a strong system of checks and balances, and my hope is that he can’t make it (if Hillary gets the nomination and is then indicted, though…) Honestly, wasn’t going to do this. He’s dangerous, and I mean that, and joking about him dismisses that. He’s not a joke. But I needed to vent.

  2. Mike Gurnsey

    Get on board the Trump Train while you can! There is room for everyone. You too can help make America great again or you can sit and pout and complain and whine like this Sour ball Soutter character.

    1. Susan Morgan Stanczak

      What for… I’m having ever so much fun watching it derail. Why jump on a crazy train. We ALL know what the end will be…Can’t wait to see the train crash iñto the wall he wishes to build. HA HA

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      Of course I can be interesting without profanity. But why have hamburger when you can have steak. Profanity is not the problem, it’s when it’s used to bully people into submission. Properly applied, it can be its own satire.

    1. Etienne Jackson

      Pretty sure Republicans have already done that several times. Maybe, just maybe, policy change instead of “staying the course” might actually work.

      After all, the definition of insanity, and all that…