An Open Letter to Donald Trump (Full), by Nicholas Lamar Soutter

 
 
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(EXPLICIT) First published on January 1, 2016 by author and speaker Nicholas Lamar Soutter, this experimental piece was a part Denis Leary, part Lewis Black. It was Mr. Soutter’s attempt at a rapid, profane yet erudite piece which accurately explained the rise of Donald Trump. Meant as an experimental piece, rough around the edges, and coming in at a whopping 18 minutes, it none the less took off, garnering over five thousand shares in just a few days. This is the original piece, in its entirety.

 

Comments

    1. Etienne Jackson

      To be fair, emails are the result of Satan and his “science”. So if Hillary is making them AND hiding them… *Holds bible and curls into the fetal position*

    1. Vance Brown

      I don’t know how long you spent putting this together but you are spot on ! I can tell you are not brainwashed by the media , that you have common sense and balls! I speak to power in the same way and ruffle a lot of feathers. But I don’t care! Truth is truth and that is the only thing that will save this country! This trump bullshit drives me crazy! It shows just how low this country has sunk! Oligarchs like trump and his ilk don’t give a damn about what happens to this country, they can go anywhere ,anytime. It’s money and power that that these devils desir. And nothing more! Thank you again and never be silenced!

    1. Lisa Foy

      Keep Swimming in your Tea Party Alway!! It will take you where you dont want to belong EVER!!! And you wont be able to run like hell either.. With your head up trumpster lying racist butt!!! Always!

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      The first time I’ve ever done anything Vulgar, if you can believe it. The Water Thief is PG-13. I wanted the juxtaposition of vulgarity with a lucid argument from someone who knows the facts.

  1. Edward Crowell

    So much for 1st amendment rights for anyone but trumpsters. Freedom of speech applies to all. Those protesters rights were taken. Then to add insult to injury their coats “stolen” by trump stormtroopers and then thrown out in the cold. His father must have been Hitler and his mother scrooge.

    1. Mary Dozzie

      MANY AMERICA USE EBT ALSO SOME ARE DISABLED SENIOR CITIZEN FAMILY MEMBER OUT WORK . WHAT WRONG WITH THIS MAN? THEY WERE NOT BORN WITH A GOLD SPOON IN THE ASS

  2. Aaron Gibson

    Last time I checked Trump hasn’t had a sexual harassment charges, lied to victims families or fucked my generation with enormous debt. I’m pissed at the government sending in refugees not Trump he hasn’t done anything.

    1. Ryan McKenzie

      Because you’re not a descendent of a refugee? The only reason Trump is appreciated so much is because there is a small fraction of college graduates in this country. If it were not for the minorities in this country, the smart people would be severely outnumbered by ignorant hicks.

    2. Aaron Gibson

      Look at Germany the women are getting rapped by refugees and assaulted, look at the farmer who let the refugees live on his land now their threatening to kill him, listen to the director of the FBI when he says we cannot properly vet them and while you’re at it look at the story on CNN which says the refugees can make fake passports and scan fake finger prints. I’m all for helping them but what would make the most sense is settling them in the middle east because it cost less, weather is similar (imagine going from Syria to Minnesota), they speak the language and you don’t risk bringing them in here. If you look at the numbers and percentages the majority of people in the US aren’t college educated so those supporting Trump are similar to that of the population. Wow really you’re gonna call me a hick just for disagreeing with you ? Wow what a nice person you are Ryan McKenzie

    3. Alice Mombourquette Bucca

      Trump hasn’t done anything? And what, pray tell, do you think he’s going to do? Nothing! He just wants to be something more than a CEO. He’d probably really like to be Emperor or King but……..well, he’d have to go to another Country and even then he wouldn’t be royalty.

    4. Aaron Gibson

      Every other canidate has lobbyist, donors and super pacs completely controlling their campaigns. Trump can’t be bought what possibly can they offer Trump? His 2 most important things are his ego and money. If the economy collapses Trump’s ego gets shit on and he loses his business which are his ego and money.

    5. Pam Mcmurray

      James McCarty If immigration is not a successful way of helping people than you shouldn’t be here because América is founded on immigration remember and it did work.Feel the same way for others.

  3. Carlton Garrett Selph

    I love how liberals are quick to say he is a Godless, womanizing, fool but yet they vote to get rid of anything to do with God, they laugh about their boy Bill Clinton being a player like it’s cool, and then they’ll vote for Hillary Clinton who has never done a thing except be a fool riding her husband’s coatail lol get a life

    1. Carlton Garrett Selph

      That’s right all republicans are uneducated lol that’s what the media would like you to think anyway. But since you brought up logic I’ll apply it, just for fun….It’s the democratic party that pander’s to the minority with the highest drop out rate, the unemployed, and knuckle heads like you who think their so smart but can’t see past the noise on their own face.

    2. Dylan Keuning

      By that logic Red states would be the highest educated states, with the least amount of government aid, the lowest unemployment ratio and the lowest percentage of income inequality. However, that is the opposite of what is happening in red states today in USA. How would a Democrat become elected as president if only minorities voted them into office? There are a handful of smart Republicans, like the Koch brothers who own ExxonMobil. They make billions of dollars in profit every year, they stash their profits in tax havens abroad, they pay $0 in taxes annually and they receive millions of dollars in tax refunds every year which is subsidized by the middle and working class tax payers. Brilliant isn’t it!

    3. Carlton Garrett Selph

      Ok let’s take a look at your logic… explain Ohio’s demographics. Ohio would be a red state almost every election if it weren’t for Hamilton Ohio. Is that where all the smart people live in Ohio? Nope

    4. Ryan McKenzie

      Actually, Carlton, statistics prove that higher educated individuals tend to vote for Democrats. This is not surprising; obviously, you support the Republican party and you can not even write with proper grammar or spell the word nose correctly. You’re ability to form a sound argument needs practice, considering it is based on the media and minorities: two categorically diverse classes. People of all races and countries have come here and performed wonderfully, in academics; they have earned prestigious titles: doctor, lawyer, soldier etc. Also, the media may not always be sound. However, nothing is always sound. The media can sometimes be reliable and this is good for illiterate people like you.

    5. Carlton Garrett Selph

      Actually Ryan when I become concerned about my Grammer on facebook or what you think about it ill let you know. Secondly your argument is of educated voters voting democrats is a fallacy. Show me some facts to support your statement. The thing I love best about the superior democratic voters is when they can’t win an argument they result to childish insults. Lol I have a college degree bachelor of arts in Social Science. I have served my country in the 82nd airborne division. I ham raising 7 children three of which my wife and I adopted. What have you done for our country or citizens lately and did I mention I am A city councilman (Vice Mayor). Yea that’s what I thought

    6. Aron Sommer

      Carlton….Don’t waste your time w/ this loser… He’s obviously from the “I’m so smart” entitled, no common sense, PC generation that our colleges are now breeding!

    1. Joe Shaffer Jr

      Awe is that the best insult you can come up with? That’s the liberal public school system for you come back when you got something meaningful to say or just keep you’re under educated trap shut goober smoocher

Comments

    1. Etienne Jackson

      To be fair, emails are the result of Satan and his “science”. So if Hillary is making them AND hiding them… *Holds bible and curls into the fetal position*

    1. Vance Brown

      I don’t know how long you spent putting this together but you are spot on ! I can tell you are not brainwashed by the media , that you have common sense and balls! I speak to power in the same way and ruffle a lot of feathers. But I don’t care! Truth is truth and that is the only thing that will save this country! This trump bullshit drives me crazy! It shows just how low this country has sunk! Oligarchs like trump and his ilk don’t give a damn about what happens to this country, they can go anywhere ,anytime. It’s money and power that that these devils desir. And nothing more! Thank you again and never be silenced!

    1. Lisa Foy

      Keep Swimming in your Tea Party Alway!! It will take you where you dont want to belong EVER!!! And you wont be able to run like hell either.. With your head up trumpster lying racist butt!!! Always!

    1. N Lamar Soutter

      The first time I’ve ever done anything Vulgar, if you can believe it. The Water Thief is PG-13. I wanted the juxtaposition of vulgarity with a lucid argument from someone who knows the facts.

  1. Edward Crowell

    So much for 1st amendment rights for anyone but trumpsters. Freedom of speech applies to all. Those protesters rights were taken. Then to add insult to injury their coats “stolen” by trump stormtroopers and then thrown out in the cold. His father must have been Hitler and his mother scrooge.

    1. Mary Dozzie

      MANY AMERICA USE EBT ALSO SOME ARE DISABLED SENIOR CITIZEN FAMILY MEMBER OUT WORK . WHAT WRONG WITH THIS MAN? THEY WERE NOT BORN WITH A GOLD SPOON IN THE ASS

  2. Aaron Gibson

    Last time I checked Trump hasn’t had a sexual harassment charges, lied to victims families or fucked my generation with enormous debt. I’m pissed at the government sending in refugees not Trump he hasn’t done anything.

    1. Ryan McKenzie

      Because you’re not a descendent of a refugee? The only reason Trump is appreciated so much is because there is a small fraction of college graduates in this country. If it were not for the minorities in this country, the smart people would be severely outnumbered by ignorant hicks.

    2. Aaron Gibson

      Look at Germany the women are getting rapped by refugees and assaulted, look at the farmer who let the refugees live on his land now their threatening to kill him, listen to the director of the FBI when he says we cannot properly vet them and while you’re at it look at the story on CNN which says the refugees can make fake passports and scan fake finger prints. I’m all for helping them but what would make the most sense is settling them in the middle east because it cost less, weather is similar (imagine going from Syria to Minnesota), they speak the language and you don’t risk bringing them in here. If you look at the numbers and percentages the majority of people in the US aren’t college educated so those supporting Trump are similar to that of the population. Wow really you’re gonna call me a hick just for disagreeing with you ? Wow what a nice person you are Ryan McKenzie

    3. Alice Mombourquette Bucca

      Trump hasn’t done anything? And what, pray tell, do you think he’s going to do? Nothing! He just wants to be something more than a CEO. He’d probably really like to be Emperor or King but……..well, he’d have to go to another Country and even then he wouldn’t be royalty.

    4. Aaron Gibson

      Every other canidate has lobbyist, donors and super pacs completely controlling their campaigns. Trump can’t be bought what possibly can they offer Trump? His 2 most important things are his ego and money. If the economy collapses Trump’s ego gets shit on and he loses his business which are his ego and money.

    5. Pam Mcmurray

      James McCarty If immigration is not a successful way of helping people than you shouldn’t be here because América is founded on immigration remember and it did work.Feel the same way for others.

  3. Carlton Garrett Selph

    I love how liberals are quick to say he is a Godless, womanizing, fool but yet they vote to get rid of anything to do with God, they laugh about their boy Bill Clinton being a player like it’s cool, and then they’ll vote for Hillary Clinton who has never done a thing except be a fool riding her husband’s coatail lol get a life

    1. Carlton Garrett Selph

      That’s right all republicans are uneducated lol that’s what the media would like you to think anyway. But since you brought up logic I’ll apply it, just for fun….It’s the democratic party that pander’s to the minority with the highest drop out rate, the unemployed, and knuckle heads like you who think their so smart but can’t see past the noise on their own face.

    2. Dylan Keuning

      By that logic Red states would be the highest educated states, with the least amount of government aid, the lowest unemployment ratio and the lowest percentage of income inequality. However, that is the opposite of what is happening in red states today in USA. How would a Democrat become elected as president if only minorities voted them into office? There are a handful of smart Republicans, like the Koch brothers who own ExxonMobil. They make billions of dollars in profit every year, they stash their profits in tax havens abroad, they pay $0 in taxes annually and they receive millions of dollars in tax refunds every year which is subsidized by the middle and working class tax payers. Brilliant isn’t it!

    3. Carlton Garrett Selph

      Ok let’s take a look at your logic… explain Ohio’s demographics. Ohio would be a red state almost every election if it weren’t for Hamilton Ohio. Is that where all the smart people live in Ohio? Nope

    4. Ryan McKenzie

      Actually, Carlton, statistics prove that higher educated individuals tend to vote for Democrats. This is not surprising; obviously, you support the Republican party and you can not even write with proper grammar or spell the word nose correctly. You’re ability to form a sound argument needs practice, considering it is based on the media and minorities: two categorically diverse classes. People of all races and countries have come here and performed wonderfully, in academics; they have earned prestigious titles: doctor, lawyer, soldier etc. Also, the media may not always be sound. However, nothing is always sound. The media can sometimes be reliable and this is good for illiterate people like you.

    5. Carlton Garrett Selph

      Actually Ryan when I become concerned about my Grammer on facebook or what you think about it ill let you know. Secondly your argument is of educated voters voting democrats is a fallacy. Show me some facts to support your statement. The thing I love best about the superior democratic voters is when they can’t win an argument they result to childish insults. Lol I have a college degree bachelor of arts in Social Science. I have served my country in the 82nd airborne division. I ham raising 7 children three of which my wife and I adopted. What have you done for our country or citizens lately and did I mention I am A city councilman (Vice Mayor). Yea that’s what I thought

    6. Aron Sommer

      Carlton….Don’t waste your time w/ this loser… He’s obviously from the “I’m so smart” entitled, no common sense, PC generation that our colleges are now breeding!

    1. Joe Shaffer Jr

      Awe is that the best insult you can come up with? That’s the liberal public school system for you come back when you got something meaningful to say or just keep you’re under educated trap shut goober smoocher