(EXPLICIT) First published on January 1, 2016 by author and speaker Nicholas Lamar Soutter, this experimental piece was a part Denis Leary, part Lewis Black. It was Mr. Soutter’s attempt at a rapid, profane yet erudite piece which accurately explained the rise of Donald Trump. Meant as an experimental piece, rough around the edges, and coming in at a whopping 18 minutes, it none the less took off, garnering over five thousand shares in just a few days. This is the original piece, in its entirety.
Marc Ellis I think you got it wrong she killed 4 Americans as the begged for there lives, email after email asking for help, she was a bad secretary of state a terrible wife .
Bennett Collins I think the farm animals run when they see you, I think I’m soo glad you are a Democrat
Trump is a trouble maker and he act like a damn kid and he have no heart and pointin on the wrong thing
Y’all can’t handle the truth!!
What truth…?
Exactly!!!
Awesome!!
WHAT A FUCKING MORON I SEE THAT FACE OF HIS IS ALL SETUP FOR HIS FAVORITE PAST TIME BEING A KNOB GOBBLER WHAT AN ASS-WIPE GO OUT AND SUCK SOME ONES PIPE TO CLAM YOU DOWN PISS ANT!
Remember, Trump talked about having sex with his own daughter; and his new ad was in bad taste
Of course
You two asshats need to get a clue… Damn I hate ignorant liberals
Maybe you should take those blinders off, Joe….And if you like Trump, your flat stupid.
Before reading: Trump will never see this anyway.
After reading: betcha trump frames this and hangs it by his desk.
Nice rant. Sorta’ reminds me of the style of our current front runner. Impressive level of blather for one who conveniently gives a pass to current leadership. And that potty mouth, did it come with all your higher education? With the level of vitriol and boastfulness, should we expect that you will pose a legitimate challenge to Trump as an actual candidate? Looking forward to that moment when you back up your humble words…good luck!
Back on track my ass.
Democrats that don’t vote elect republicans.
Filing bankruptcy won’t get this country back on track, because he can’t pay his own bills. Sucker mouth ???? with a broom straw wig.
You need to do more research on bankruptcy befor you open your mouth.. First off he purchased companies that were already failing and turned them around without firing a single employee.. And second of all the type of bankruptcy he had he still needed to pay the money back with interest.. Which he did.. Google works wonders for those that know how to use it..
Since u know so much about bankruptcy u must be one of those whose helping him pay his fine. Dump the clump Trump goggle ur way with him
Aaron C. Evans, Donald Trump congratulated President Obama on winning the election. Fact finding goes a long way with common sense and intelligence. This allows superb reasons to have enormous comments against your statement no room to talk.
God bless Donald Trump make America great again
Trump is a godless Cretan so no God won’t be blessing him. Try bernie he actually has cares about the people trump is using in his pursuit of power and glory
It’ll b a cold day in hell when I vote for a communist. I support our Constitution our rights and our country. I myself and every other proud American are voting to keep our rights and make America great again
If you seriously think Bernie is a communist, and Trump is going to “make America great again” you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. At least not until you prove you do have a brain, and can actually do some research to educate yourself. Wow
Yea most of the people who say make America great again don’t even know how he is going to make America better other than we can say merry Christmas. Also God bless Donald trump for saying I’ll save you better than some silly cross since you think he is Christian or godly. Now let’s move on to the idiot state ment you made about Sanders being a communist. Lol do you even know what communism is? Do you know what socialism is? Do you know the difference between democratic socialism and socialism? Democratic socialism is capitalism with a safety net. Taking away more money from the rich and giving it to the poor. No ceo should be making 30 million a year while his employee makes 30,000 a year. Bernie Sanders doesn’t plan on redistributing your money, he is making it easier for you to get what you deserve. No person working 40 hours A week should live in poverty.
You just defined socialism the predecessor of communism, redistribution of wealth. This is America everyone has the same chance to make then selves what they want. If you want to b the person working for the company than that’s what your going to be. If you want to put in the time and effort own your own business be the CEO set your own price. You liberals somehow nave this notion that America owes you some how can’t wait to cut off whiners like you. Put on your big boy panties stop worrying about what everyone else has, start being Americans not leaches, god bless America and Donald Trump
I would love to read it but it won’t “open”
Trump dont have a chance in hell of beating Hillary.he needs to sit his bigot,womanizing ass down.
Vernon …. Do you like freedom of speech? Or any of the other rights given by our Constitution? If so I would recommend that you start educating yourself on the fate of the masses that followed leaders like Mao or parties like the Bolsheviks. Politicians that blame rich people for our problems are in fact rich people. I hope you will listen with an open mind to what the candidates all have to say and try not to fall for the same song and dance that has gotten us where we are.
Trump is well liked in the UK. So much so that the populace forced the government to consider banning his companies . His companies made some idle threats about pulling out of the UK. My guess is that the UK sees this twat for what he is.
There was another petition with as many people that wanted to end all immigration. I doubt you would focus on that though.
Where’s that. Maybe you could clarify what the f_ _k your talking about.specifics junior,specifics
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107516
Quite frankly Scarlett … Well you’re educated you know the rest of the story. I’m happy for the other petition, but if you refer back to my comments they are specific to the twat trump. Nothing else or inference to any other issue. Stay on track grasshopper.
The point is you can’t take every petition too seriously.
Touche!
Go on home,your Mamas calling you
This is not true….. Jajajjajajajaj
He an ass and all who support him will get what they deserve when he runs us into the ditch
Try bernie If you want positive change
For sure this scumbag will trash the whole country he can’t be president
THE REAL PROBLEM? YOUR BUTT HOLE GETS HURT WHEN SOMEONE CALLS OUT THE ISSUES THAT AMERICA IS HAVING…STOP YOUR CRYIN! IS THERE A TERRORIST PROBLEM FROM THE MIDDLE EAST? IS THERE A IMMIGRATION PROBLEM? IS THERE I BORDER CONTROL PROBLEM? WHAT IS HE SAYING THAT IS NOT TRUE? GET SOME VASELINE SO IT DOESN’T HURT SO MUCH YOU CRYING LIBERAL TROLLS
Get off your meds real soon a del cud!!!
You aren’t smart enough to find the piling station thank god
Like he said, it’s my country get the f out if you don’t like it, take that for your arse
Exactly those are real problems… What has he said that makes you think he is going to change anything. Or that he is any different from any past president. When ask about our nuclear triad our means to defend ourselves through ground, air, and sea he said we need someone we can trust he thought the triad was countries. He knows nothing of foreign policy, like the fact you can’t carpet bomb the entire middle east and not expect there to be retaliation. There is a difference between calling people out for who they are and being racist towards an entire race. He thinks everything is China’s fault, and China is one of the last people we want against us. We just lost Russia, all that would leave us with is France and eventually trump would fuck that up too. Donald is no different than every greedy billionaire out there and if it’s not trump that’s going to continue this awful downward spiral of gun control towards a one world government, new world order, and martial law, it will be Clinton. Bernie Sanders is literally our only hope. Marc Rubio, Ben Carson, Carly fiorina, etc they aren’t fit for president because they can’t do what’s necessary for the United States success. And neither can trump. One day you will see it, it will probably be too late, but I promise you right now. DONALD TRUMP WILL CAUSE A NATIONAL DEBT GREATER THAN WE HAVE EVER SEEN WHICH WILL CAUSE THE WORDT FINANCIAL COLLAPSE SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION WHICH WILL CAUSE NATION WIDE PANIC AND AFTER TRUMP DECLARES AMERICA IN A STATE OF PANIC HE WILL ENACT MARTIAL LAW AND IT WILL BE THE END OF FREEDOM AS WE KNOW IT. DONALD TRUMP WILL BE THE START OF INTERNET CENSORSHIP, TPP, THE NEW WORLD ORDER, AND I WILL SAY I TOLD YOU SO.
Can I borrow some of yours…I’m sure you have the value size jar on your night stand.
Looks like trump its feeling the heat .or is it his schlong
Lamar I think your calling it like you see it not like we see it.We don’t really care about Trumps short comings ,All we see is someone to turn the Country around and get it back on track.-
When will you idiots learn that trump will do zilch for you or our country!!!
Try a real man like bernie sanders Carl
Can’t go with him he wants everything to be free for everyone Guess what someone has to pay for it
Carl Flyman thats all you conservatives say give us a real fucking argument
Joe you got your head up your ass to far to understand that nothing free in this world so do me a favor take a flying fuck in a rolling donut and kiss my ass
Carl Flyman,
I can see in your Facebook page that you love guns,hate blacks and Hispanics, are you KKK lover?
You probably own a nazi flag too…
What the hell does Bernie Sanders know about balancing a budget and creating jobs ?
I don’t hate Blacks and Hispanics just stupid people that want a free ride on the backs of the working class.i carried a side weapon for thirty years but I don’t think I love it and thank God I never had to use it
I Really Don’t Think The American Voters Will Fall For This PT. Barum Show. I Seen People Like This Before, They Trive On Misinformation, They Will Put Incorrect Information Out Their To See How You React. Then You Correct Them And They Come Back With Either I Was Misquote, Or You Misunderstood What I Was Saying, Or I Didn’t Say That. These Type Of People Trive On Controversy. Trump Is A Master Showman, Of This Type Of Behavior.
WOw that was utter bullshit! Anyone agreeing has their head buried in the sand. Muslims from other countries are coming here primarily to destroy us from within either by violence or by population jihad. And most families of the bombers are fully aware of the eminent destruction their relative is about to unleash as they are paid by the Saudi govt for the service. This guy received $28,000 the day before the attack. Since he wasn’t concerned about HIS life he MAY be more concerned about his family’s lives. They need to be deported at least and killed at best. This is war. Haven’t you been paying attention to what’s occurring in every EU country (that’s European Union for you that don’t know initials). Rapes, violence, looting – enough to make Ferguson look like a playground in comparison. And you idiots reach out to these monsters in such ignorance – don’t you know you will be the first ones they kill or behead?
You have no idea what you’re Talkin bout , lolololol oh and guess What ? Islam and is a branch of Christianity and Christianity is a branch of Judaism so I guess we should deport everyone who believes the 3 Abrahamic religions
Idiot
Can we please? Send everybody back to their holy land. Bernie 2016.
The most conservative estimate has 5 million museums in the US. If they wanted violent jihad, this country would look a lot different. I agree that they want to get in, but since you can enter the country from the EU without a visa, I just thought that some of the terrorists might rather do that than wait two years as a refugee. It’s easier for a terrorist to row to the US than get in as a refugee.
trump want to have sex with his daughter i seen it on tv he is a very sick man
Wow that was so right on.
Trump for president!