An Open Letter to Donald Trump (Full), by Nicholas Lamar Soutter

 
 
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(EXPLICIT) First published on January 1, 2016 by author and speaker Nicholas Lamar Soutter, this experimental piece was a part Denis Leary, part Lewis Black. It was Mr. Soutter’s attempt at a rapid, profane yet erudite piece which accurately explained the rise of Donald Trump. Meant as an experimental piece, rough around the edges, and coming in at a whopping 18 minutes, it none the less took off, garnering over five thousand shares in just a few days. This is the original piece, in its entirety.

 

Comments

    1. Mike Allan

      Trump just tells it like it is! Neither party has a monopoly on being dumb. This is why neither Party supports Trump. The people are fed up with Democrats and Republicans alike. Dumb and Dumber…Both parties are the problem in America. The GOP and Democrats alike represent the incompetent politicians, liars and miscreants that are the establishment and the corruption in Washington. They are destroying this great country! The game is over! The smart people know it too! This is why we support Trump!

  1. Tom Kendro

    N Lamar, Go crap your diaper in the corner. And after you have crapped it, use it to clean up your vile mouth. You worry about appealing to the bottom-feeders and yet your raw rant shows no appeal to those living in the real world. Start practicing this phrase, “President TRUMP”. Liberalism made him, Obama will elect him.

  2. Matthew Cox

    Let’s see. Man who runs multi billion $ corporation not qualified but proven corrupt, lying, proven incompetent, woman under investigation by FBI, fired from watergate who’s only achievement is being married to an ex president who cheated because she couldn’t even do that right is? All I need to know about liberal intelligence.

    1. Shaun Johnson

      Naw he dodge that shit like muhhamad Ali…..Dude we should have never wet to WAR in Vietnam….It was not are war once again that killed thousands of are people…..He was smart not to Go..He should have ran for president early in his life…

    1. Shaun Johnson

      Obama is better then bush and nixon….the third worst …He let Isis take over three countrys…Gave iraq to Iran…Destroyed Egypt.Liyba .lebanon.and now syria…and ran up a debt of 21 trillion dollars…it took 100 years for america to create 8 trillion dollars debt …it took obama 8 years to add 13 trillion …this idiot is bouncing checks in the trillions to run a governemt that is a fact …13 fucking trillion dollars …I could run this shit and create money for america …some oboma cant do is create money for america why are we 13 trillion in the hole in just 8 years…He is the bosss..He is responsible….State the facts….

  3. Nathan Bins

    Trump is a bad joke and don’t have a clue on what it takes to be president he thinks he can just say any stupid thing that cones out of his mouth but some people love that no matter how stupid it is he is the same idiot that said it’s not illegal to Rape your wife yes trump said that but of course he tried to change it around but it was to late for that because that’s what he believes he is just as bad as his hair piece on his head

  4. Everton Allen

    Listen to the wait is guy talks we going to make a murder great again I merkel always great america will always be the greatest country in the world that’s why so many people come to united states I do whatever it takes to protect this country of ours United State doesn’t belongs to Donald Trump it belongs to all of us it did not not belongs to the Republican Party it belongs to all of us he said he’s going to make America great America is Great America will always great where did he made all is well if this country is not great why don’t you take is welcome and move to another country I personally would never vote for a Republican I take that back never vote for these clowns that is running for president

  5. Ann Holmen

    Oh! Is this a caption contest!? Ok, “So I’m on my knees, big wiener in my face, I’m talking huge! Like this big, huge. So I says to my wife, how about we share this big hunk of meat! And you know what she says, she says nothing! Now that’s a well trained woman. So anyhow, me and this wiener are in the room alone, and I’m like Hey, ya big wiener, you are about to get in my mouth. So I put the big thing in my mouth and it squirts all over the place. This wiener has cheese sauce in it. I’m over here, on my knees, covered in cheese sauce, so I just slick back my hair and that’s it, that’s how I got my signature hair. No big deal.”

  6. Rick Davis

    Hoping Donald J. Trump deports all of you asshole losers who don’t like him. You’re all muslim goat-fuckers! Get the fuck out of my country. Take Obama and Hillary with you.

    1. Ryan Ream

      I’ll bet your too fuckin retarded to know that 20% of our soldiers are Muslim. And even more than that are Hispanic. Trumps a fucknugget…. But go on n fight in trumps upcoming wars. Ya fuckin potatoe

    2. Donald T. Dorsey

      Bennie I love it , tell this asshole when are they all leaving there the ones that destroyed this country. Poisoning everuthing that they touch just for the live of money.

    3. Dennis Godfrey

      Don’t worry asswipe Rick…there are MANY more of us TRUMP haters than there are of you TRUMP lovers! The only difference is, you all have big fucking mouths that scream like whiny babies–just like your fearless fucktard leader, Trump.

    4. N Lamar Soutter

      First of all I’m an Atheist, so the only goats I fuck are agnostic or better-and the Muslim ones kick too much, just stay away. Secondly, you realize that you’re saying EXACTLY what the rant says you would. Oh, god, you’re boring.

    5. Donald T. Dorsey

      Johnny Thomas
      Calm down now are you calm . The country is part of this world Johnny and the most important thing is the world , you follow me Johnny because if you dont have one how could you have the other , you follow Johnny

    6. Donald T. Dorsey

      So Johnny since its a free country can I come over your house and kick your ass out and take it and your wife you can have the kids.Can I , then shut the fuck up because if aint free for me it aint free for you

Comments

    1. Mike Allan

      Trump just tells it like it is! Neither party has a monopoly on being dumb. This is why neither Party supports Trump. The people are fed up with Democrats and Republicans alike. Dumb and Dumber…Both parties are the problem in America. The GOP and Democrats alike represent the incompetent politicians, liars and miscreants that are the establishment and the corruption in Washington. They are destroying this great country! The game is over! The smart people know it too! This is why we support Trump!

  1. Tom Kendro

    N Lamar, Go crap your diaper in the corner. And after you have crapped it, use it to clean up your vile mouth. You worry about appealing to the bottom-feeders and yet your raw rant shows no appeal to those living in the real world. Start practicing this phrase, “President TRUMP”. Liberalism made him, Obama will elect him.

  2. Matthew Cox

    Let’s see. Man who runs multi billion $ corporation not qualified but proven corrupt, lying, proven incompetent, woman under investigation by FBI, fired from watergate who’s only achievement is being married to an ex president who cheated because she couldn’t even do that right is? All I need to know about liberal intelligence.

    1. Shaun Johnson

      Naw he dodge that shit like muhhamad Ali…..Dude we should have never wet to WAR in Vietnam….It was not are war once again that killed thousands of are people…..He was smart not to Go..He should have ran for president early in his life…

    1. Shaun Johnson

      Obama is better then bush and nixon….the third worst …He let Isis take over three countrys…Gave iraq to Iran…Destroyed Egypt.Liyba .lebanon.and now syria…and ran up a debt of 21 trillion dollars…it took 100 years for america to create 8 trillion dollars debt …it took obama 8 years to add 13 trillion …this idiot is bouncing checks in the trillions to run a governemt that is a fact …13 fucking trillion dollars …I could run this shit and create money for america …some oboma cant do is create money for america why are we 13 trillion in the hole in just 8 years…He is the bosss..He is responsible….State the facts….

  3. Nathan Bins

    Trump is a bad joke and don’t have a clue on what it takes to be president he thinks he can just say any stupid thing that cones out of his mouth but some people love that no matter how stupid it is he is the same idiot that said it’s not illegal to Rape your wife yes trump said that but of course he tried to change it around but it was to late for that because that’s what he believes he is just as bad as his hair piece on his head

  4. Everton Allen

    Listen to the wait is guy talks we going to make a murder great again I merkel always great america will always be the greatest country in the world that’s why so many people come to united states I do whatever it takes to protect this country of ours United State doesn’t belongs to Donald Trump it belongs to all of us it did not not belongs to the Republican Party it belongs to all of us he said he’s going to make America great America is Great America will always great where did he made all is well if this country is not great why don’t you take is welcome and move to another country I personally would never vote for a Republican I take that back never vote for these clowns that is running for president

  5. Ann Holmen

    Oh! Is this a caption contest!? Ok, “So I’m on my knees, big wiener in my face, I’m talking huge! Like this big, huge. So I says to my wife, how about we share this big hunk of meat! And you know what she says, she says nothing! Now that’s a well trained woman. So anyhow, me and this wiener are in the room alone, and I’m like Hey, ya big wiener, you are about to get in my mouth. So I put the big thing in my mouth and it squirts all over the place. This wiener has cheese sauce in it. I’m over here, on my knees, covered in cheese sauce, so I just slick back my hair and that’s it, that’s how I got my signature hair. No big deal.”

  6. Rick Davis

    Hoping Donald J. Trump deports all of you asshole losers who don’t like him. You’re all muslim goat-fuckers! Get the fuck out of my country. Take Obama and Hillary with you.

    1. Ryan Ream

      I’ll bet your too fuckin retarded to know that 20% of our soldiers are Muslim. And even more than that are Hispanic. Trumps a fucknugget…. But go on n fight in trumps upcoming wars. Ya fuckin potatoe

    2. Donald T. Dorsey

      Bennie I love it , tell this asshole when are they all leaving there the ones that destroyed this country. Poisoning everuthing that they touch just for the live of money.

    3. Dennis Godfrey

      Don’t worry asswipe Rick…there are MANY more of us TRUMP haters than there are of you TRUMP lovers! The only difference is, you all have big fucking mouths that scream like whiny babies–just like your fearless fucktard leader, Trump.

    4. N Lamar Soutter

      First of all I’m an Atheist, so the only goats I fuck are agnostic or better-and the Muslim ones kick too much, just stay away. Secondly, you realize that you’re saying EXACTLY what the rant says you would. Oh, god, you’re boring.

    5. Donald T. Dorsey

      Johnny Thomas
      Calm down now are you calm . The country is part of this world Johnny and the most important thing is the world , you follow me Johnny because if you dont have one how could you have the other , you follow Johnny

    6. Donald T. Dorsey

      So Johnny since its a free country can I come over your house and kick your ass out and take it and your wife you can have the kids.Can I , then shut the fuck up because if aint free for me it aint free for you